Goals for 2017


  • Kiss every monster I’m on smoochin’ terms with many, many times
  • Doom every hero and/or adventurer I find
  • Increase the haunted splendor of the world
  • Learn how to program a VCR (they are obsolete but adorable)
  • Just so many root beer floats, just… so many

Here is to hoping your 2017 will be terrifying to your enemies and wonderful to you.

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